You have a 'beautiful' ("khuevoe"?) screen name. The variations are endless. How about "Dva khuya"?
But, I want to know what all the fuss is about horseradish? And why would you want it on crepes with Egg foo yung?
The other day, someone on the metro said 'fuy blin hren hren hren!', I kid you not.
Serious, khuy must be the most flexible word in the Russian language, even if it isn't in the dictionary. Once in Donetsk I actually heard: "Na khuya do khuya nakhuyarili, nipezdoy dokhuya pokhuyarili." Now that's poetic.