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To: Kozak
The gullible never question a thing.
Did you know?

It all depends on your definition of smoke-related.

I do believe this is the "report" that was found to be fraudulent.
In Court! See post #111. And weep.
The CDC continues to beat their dead horse credibility.

As an example, if an 89-year old smoker drives into a bridge abutment at 130 mph, the CDC will attribute it as a "smoke-related" death...

Sound a little like pervert "science" to you?
Repeat after me: AIDS is not a problem. Smoking is....

135 posted on 05/14/2005 11:20:56 AM PDT by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, ignorance and stupidity.)
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To: Publius6961
Repeat after me: AIDS is not a problem. Smoking is....

D@mn it! Tomorrow I'm giving up my cigarettes for a gay lifestyle! It's for my health doncha' know.

137 posted on 05/14/2005 11:24:18 AM PDT by EGPWS
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To: Publius6961

To Beat a Dead Horse . . .



Dakota Tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.

A recently declassified Pentagon document indicates that people in the Pentagon try other strategies.

Specifically there are 22 separate and distinct strategies that people in the Pentagon try when they discover they are riding a dead horse:



1. Buy a stronger whip.

2. Change riders.

3. Say things like, "This is the way we've always ridden this horse."

4. Arrange to visit other sites to see how they ride their dead horses.

5. Increase the standards to ride dead horses.

6. Appoint a Tiger Team to revive the dead horse.

7. Create a training session to increase riding ability.

8. Pass legislation that declares, " The horse is not dead."

9. Harness several Dead Horses together for increased speed.

10. Declare with a policy directive and operating instruction that no dead horse is too dead to beat.

11. Do a cost analysis to determine if contractors can ride the dead horse cheaper.

12. Buy a commercial off-the-shelf dead horse.

13. Declare that the horse is better, faster, and cheaper dead.

14. Form an IPT to find uses for dead horses.

15. Revisit the key performance parameters (KPPs) for dead horses.

16. Say the horse was procured making CAIV-based decisions.

17. BRAC the horse farm on which the dead horse was born.

18. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.

19. Name the dead horse "Paradigm Shift" and keep riding it.

20. Ride the dead horse "smarter," not harder.

21. Call the dead horse "joint" and let others ride it.

22. Ride the dead horse "outside the box."


144 posted on 05/14/2005 11:33:26 AM PDT by patton ("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")
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