[primeval patriot]

[lentulusgracchus]

A Guardsman without his bearskin is like a PETA member without his nitwitted pointy head.

[Kozak]

I suggest they make em out of the skins of animal rights activists.

[Pharmboy]

After a careful review of the picture you posted, I must reconsider my earlier statement. It appears that the black bear who occasionally shows up in my yard would only make two to three hats.