lol
During the Clinton recession, the company I worked for went through several rounds of reorganizations and layoffs. As a cost-saving/efficiency measure I suggested that we put the organizational chart on a file server so it could be viewed and edited easily. Managers with edit rights could drag an employee to the "guard shack" icon which would automatically cause their network permissions and phones to be disabled and the severance package to print out in HR.
Some people have no appreciation for dark humor.
"Achmed, here are your documents, Allah be praised. Here is your Employee Handbook. Here is your Al-Queda cafeteria card. Here is your Al-Queda Short-Lifer pin. And here is the Deed to your grave plot."