Posted on 05/12/2005 10:05:44 PM PDT by CHARLITE
ROFL!
Excellent!
I don't care anything about Bolton's political views.
Because he's a Big Meany!
Because I believe the RINO's know how to play to the base to get elected. While underneath they are just cowards and allow the dems to drag them around by the nose.
It's about the International Criminal Court, the United Nations, American sovereignty, France, Germany, Russia and Cuba.
05.09.2005 Larry David
Why I Support John Bolton
I know this may not sound politically correct, but as someone who has abused and tormented employees and underlings for years, I am dismayed by all of this yammering directed at John Bolton. Let's face it, the people who are screaming the loudest at Bolton have never been a boss and have no idea what it’s like to deal with nitwits as dumb as themselves all day long. Why, even this morning my moronic assistant handed me a cup of coffee with way too much milk in it. I was incensed.
"You stupid ignoramus," I screamed, doing all I could to restrain myself from tossing the luke-warm liquid in her face. “There's too much freaking (I didn’t say freaking) milk in here! What the freak is wrong with you?!”
“I’m sorry, sir,” she stammered. Like sorry’s going to fix everything. I’m not interested in sorry. Sorry doesn’t cut it with me.
“Look, you idiot,” I continued, “I wouldn’t mind so much if you gave me too little milk. Little can be fixed. We can add to little.”
“Shall I get you another cup?”
“No, I’ll suck on my thumb. Yes, get me another cup, you douche bag! And chew on this -- it’s going to cost you a dollar!”
This, of course, brought on the requisite tears. At which point I'd had enough and began chasing her down the hall where she took refuge in the bathroom. Boo-hoo. Poor thing!
Meanwhile, I’m the one who had to go into the kitchen and make my own coffee! And guess what? I missed a very important phone call from this masseuse whom I’d been trying to get an appointment with forever!!
(Sorry about all the exclamation points, but you can see how worked up I get over this Bolton business!)
There is one thing, though, I’ll guarantee: that will be the last time she puts in too much milk. So get to work, Bolton. Show these other countries who’s the boss.
Bookmark for later reading.
President Bush must withhold payment to UN until we have an ambassador in place. Making payments to them while we are not represented would be even more foolish than the current situation.
It bothers me that the elected and old-in-place Republicans seem to think they must still follow the democrats lead. I fear the Republicans in the House and Senate think they are too gentlemanly to get into a fight to save the President's and Republican Party's policies.
As for my opinion, I'll allow David Limbaugh to speak for me. I'm a fairly good writer, but could never improve on Limbaugh's accuracy with this issue. He says precisely what I believe about this whole Democrat obstruction of "all things Bush," - not only the Bolton nomination.
"The controversy over John Bolton's appointment is just another assault by congressional Democrats on the president's foreign policy and their determined effort to steer the ship of state in the direction of appeasement and globalism."
John Kerry's big foreign policy platform was an attempt to attract voters from the appeasement faction in America; - those who favor a "global test" before the sovereign United States of America can act in its own interests. Kerry failed resoundingly, but the current diehards in his party's leadership don't seem to understand the meaning of Kerry's defeat - or their own party defeat. They're still banging that U.N. drum - appeasement. Their party policy is the Rodney King foreign policy; "Can we all just get along?"........and someone turn up that Qumbaya song on the radio, will ya?
Thanks for your question. Again, apologies for the late reply.,br>
Char :)
I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine.
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