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"Hmmmmm... I wonder what time Happy Hour gets underway today....."
1 posted on 05/12/2005 10:59:54 AM PDT by petercooper
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"Is that Leahy's hand or is Barney Frank getting cute again?"


2 posted on 05/12/2005 11:01:12 AM PDT by Argh
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I held her chin up out of the water like this for a couple of minutes, but then gave up on that because I had an 8:00 tee time the next day, and I had to go home and sober up!


3 posted on 05/12/2005 11:01:42 AM PDT by gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
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Hmmm, wonder if I gan get somebody to fly over so I can get out for a drink.


4 posted on 05/12/2005 11:02:44 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
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"Hmmmmm... I wonder what time Happy Hour gets underway today....."

LOL!!

Hmmmmmmm, did I order one case of Chivas or two, better place another order!

5 posted on 05/12/2005 11:02:46 AM PDT by rockabyebaby (If you're not part of the solution, YOU ARE the problem.)
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Teacher:

"If you can't see the chalk board, please sit in the first row."
6 posted on 05/12/2005 11:03:50 AM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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At least I vote more than John Kerry.


7 posted on 05/12/2005 11:04:26 AM PDT by One Proud Dad
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The Hero of Chappaquiddick


8 posted on 05/12/2005 11:04:54 AM PDT by paddles
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"I must have sobered up. Hitting myself in the mouth really hurts!"


9 posted on 05/12/2005 11:04:58 AM PDT by TBP
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"I wonder how my Haliburton stock is doing today..."


10 posted on 05/12/2005 11:05:01 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
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"I wonder if the little woman will feel like another session of Abu Ghraib, tonight."


11 posted on 05/12/2005 11:05:02 AM PDT by Paul Atreides (FACT: More atrocities have been perpetrated with a hot glue gun, than with a hand gun)
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Let's see.... Pryor...Pryor... Oh... that black comedian... he wants to be a judge?


12 posted on 05/12/2005 11:06:57 AM PDT by csvset
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Notice how Yahoo News only stresses the LIFETIME APPOINTMENT when it is a Republican nominee.


13 posted on 05/12/2005 11:07:26 AM PDT by anoldafvet (Every time a child is born, it reaffirms God's faith in humanity.)
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Hmmmm, my brother-in-law just got away with pulling chicks over and pretending to be a cop. I wonder if that will work for me, too? Where can I buy a flashing blue light?


14 posted on 05/12/2005 11:08:03 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan
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Scotch or brandy, or maybe scotch and brandy or maybe scotch neat or maybe scotch on the rocks or maybe scotch on the rocks with a twist and a water back or maybe a bottle of scotch and a glass or maybe a bottle of scotch and no glass or...


15 posted on 05/12/2005 11:09:45 AM PDT by conservonator (Lord, bless Your servant Benedict XVI)
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hmmm ...

drain cleaner ? nah, it'll kill you

windex ? probably not enough alcohol in it

after shave ? yeah, mabe that'll get you drunk


17 posted on 05/12/2005 11:10:57 AM PDT by daku
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"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the
Republican Party?"

18 posted on 05/12/2005 11:13:04 AM PDT by Brilliant
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"Oh - Im the type of guy - who likes to fool around

'cause i'm a Philanderer, a Philanderer....The car spins round and round and round and round and round"

21 posted on 05/12/2005 11:16:12 AM PDT by Revelation 911
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"Psssst! Leahy! What did you put for question three?"


22 posted on 05/12/2005 11:16:33 AM PDT by Luddite Patent Counsel ("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx)
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Hmmmm, If I just didn't drown that girl I could be at Happy hour in the oval office instead of sitting here with a hangover.


23 posted on 05/12/2005 11:17:31 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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Teddy pries the last fleck of filet mignon from his teeth, as he prepares to blast Bush and the Republicans as the party of the rich.


25 posted on 05/12/2005 11:19:08 AM PDT by Sender (Team Infidel USA)
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