Heck, I wouldn't want to flip a 2004 Chevy Impala!
It'd crush like a can!
Not at all as solid as the old designs!
Why, back when I was young...
/ end crotchety old time muscle car enthusiast voice.
ROTFL!
I can't believe he walked away. And, I'm surprised it wasn't an F150 or one of their usual stolen truck/van favorites. We have to quadruple secure our trucks at the mall or wherever we are in Tucson - even in our carports.
I used to own a 1972 Impala. It was ivory in color. We used to call it The White Whale.
Its rear chrome bumper weighed more than a Yugo.