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Los Angeles Population Plummets 14% in Three Days
Human Events Online ^ | May 12, 2005 | Mac Johnson

Posted on 05/12/2005 6:17:22 AM PDT by hinterlander

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To: hinterlander

That was funny!


41 posted on 05/12/2005 12:54:28 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (Free Mexico!)
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To: Mr. Mojo
Yo tambien.

A MI TAMBIEN!!!

42 posted on 05/12/2005 1:03:57 PM PDT by kennyo
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To: Roots; dschemmer

Hehehe. Check out this great satire!


43 posted on 05/12/2005 1:34:13 PM PDT by Simmy2.5 (There are more conspiracies at DU then there are on Coast to Coast AM.)
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To: gubamyster; hinterlander
Asked for a comment on the fulminant crisis, President Bush –after a three-hour closed door meeting with top advisors- made a brief statement in both English and Spanish, saying he fully supported both the migrants and those who opposed them, as well as Los Angeles being free to “discover” which country it felt most comfortable in. He then ended with a prayer calling for understanding and tolerance for “all God’s voters.” Asked by reporters about potential Homeland Security implications, President Bush responded that he was “112% dedicated to securing the border, just as soon as it could be found.”

Thanks for the humor break. The above is especially hilarious and not too far off what could actually happen!

44 posted on 05/12/2005 2:43:21 PM PDT by La Enchiladita (Truth is a rare commodity. Seek it, know it and cherish it.)
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To: AnnaZ
Oh, my sides!

Ay, mis lados!

45 posted on 05/12/2005 2:44:28 PM PDT by La Enchiladita (Truth is a rare commodity. Seek it, know it and cherish it.)
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To: hinterlander
Too funny! Thank you for posting that! My favorite part: Pandemonium swept also through the wealthy neighborhoods of the Hollywood hills as Celebrities and hangers-on alike awoke to silent vacuum cleaners and mute lawnmowers. In a statement on her website, Barbara Streisand reported that she would remain in Los Angeles as long as her colonic held out, if only to document the crisis on her new blog, I’m Famous, I Must be Smart! The blog’s firsthand account of life without servants is chilling, to say the least...
46 posted on 05/12/2005 3:35:20 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne (Wet Burqa Contest Winner)
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To: La Enchiladita

This is a tragedy, said Luis de Silva de Gonzales y Ramon de Dinero debajo de Mesa.

Demasiado!

47 posted on 05/12/2005 4:00:51 PM PDT by AnnaZ (><>Hebrews 11<><)
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To: writer33

Up your alley?


48 posted on 05/12/2005 4:10:13 PM PDT by PRND21
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To: hinterlander

It does bring up a question, how much is all that high priced real estate worth in LA, Mexico?


49 posted on 05/12/2005 4:42:36 PM PDT by junta ("Racism" a word invented so as to allow morons access to the political debate.)
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To: PRND21

Yep. That's a good one. Of course, much better written than my sclock. :)


50 posted on 05/12/2005 5:36:15 PM PDT by writer33 ("In Defense of Liberty," a political thriller, released in March. Buy it. I need new shoes. :))
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To: AnnaZ

Huh?


51 posted on 05/12/2005 8:59:17 PM PDT by nunya bidness (Remember, they hated Him first.)
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To: AnnaZ; feinswinesuksass
Jose “X” added one last remark: “I hope they don’t move the border again. I mean, I left Mexico for a reason.

ROTF!

52 posted on 05/12/2005 9:40:23 PM PDT by HangFire (I'm only wearing black until they come up with something darker...)
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