Posted on 05/12/2005 5:14:06 AM PDT by TigerLikesRooster
At Evening News, 9 PM (S. Korean time)
off from live TV:
.....4 ABC crews, headed by the Chief of International Division, went into N. Korea on May 10, 2005, ostensibly to report on N. Korean economic reform. However, S. Korean government source believes that the ultimate objective of ABC is to secure an exclusive interview with Kim Jong-il.....
Ping!
LOL its sweeps!
While you're there, see if you can confirm that Elvis is living on the estate with him.
Hey Kim, are you "ronery"?
A face even his mother would slap.
BTTT
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| Midway Islands (IWR Satire) - First Lady Laura Bush (in her pink pants suit) and Korea Dictator Kim Jong Il (in his new gray Pup Tent Pants Suit) today announced a thaw in diplomatic relations between their two countries. "I am a very pleased with these nice gray pants suits that the First Lady has kindly given me as a gesture of friendship between our two countries. Because of her great kindness, I will now aim my nuclear missiles at Tokyo instead of San Francisco," said the pot bellied dictator through his interpreter. |
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Yeah...or considering the Jong family...she'd probably shoot him in the face.
Kimmy Bear looks like he is retarded.
You can guarantee that it will be completely scripted, and fully edited before ABC leaves the country.. with Kim's final approval...
But Kim may take advantage of this as an oppurtunity to do some boasting and threatening..
You can be assured that any such interview will be broadcast throughout N. Korea..
With Compulsory Viewing, and mandatory community meetings to discuss the strength and wisdom of the "beloved leader"...
True believers will be allowed to make fun of ABC's running dog lackeys.. the simpering, weak-kneed, spineless american journalists..
..the simpering, weak-kneed, spineless american journalists..
Yeah, most of ABC journalists fit the description. No objection from me.:-)
"I have many many shoe."
CNN is also waiting in the wings, according to the report. Winning their rating sweeps now depends on the whim of Chia Bastard. Who could have thought?:-)
yeah ,...hope someone brought the "Disco Dust" , it'll make for good OFFtheRECORD scuttlebutt
What makes this news?
Hmmm, if I were Krazy Kim, would I choose the larger ABC or the more-ideologically-"pure" CNN? Sounds like some odds need to be issued.
LOL! You're right--he looks just like her!
Kim may look "retarded", but from all I have read about him, he is quite intelligent..
He understands many of the problems that N. Korea faces, and even the solutions to those problems..
His problem seems to be two-fold...
Motivating his people.. for all the supposed adoration, he doesn't seem to have any real people skills.. I think he is revered more for being the son of the father than any personal traits..
Second, The solutions to some of N. Korea's problems would be detrimental to Kim's own self-interests..
He might have to surrender some of his control to others, and I think that total control is his personal prime directive..
It may partly be ego, but I think it is primarily control.. Any slip on his part, any sign of weakness, could result in loss of power to another, or ultimately, his death..
His possible involvement in the death of his father may well give him reason to be so paranoid..
He has sons that would be more than willing to take over the reins of power should he become "incapacitated"..
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