Pizza man sorry for bringing down Canada minister

Reuters ^ | May 11, 2005

[Joe 6-pack]

You'd think a story about a pizza delivery guy would be hard to top; especially when it seems he was an Indian trying to curry flavor with a government official and who ended up getting Sgroed. However, just when you thought you've seen everything, it seems the official was also trying to Sgro a Romanian stripper.

In my opinion as an amateur observer of human behavior, I'd guess that Sgro has an obsession with extra toppings. It seems that the stripper revealed little to investigators; however, they got the pizza guy to Singh. Now it would seem that Singh's allegations have mushroomed and he mozzarella been a convincing liar to get Sgro to cancel her order.

[Tungenchek]

lol :o)

[beaver fever]

So your saying CC and coke is bad for you?

My brother in law is going to be pi**ed with you along with a million inmates of the Jacuzzi archipelago.

[goldstategop]

Exactly. She may be innocent in the Singh matter but her conduct as a minister was that of someone either inexperienced or stupid in handling her portfolio. To put it thusly, a minister must be perceived to not only be above favoritism but to be forthright in the discharge of his responsibilities. Immigration wasn't a department to be assigned to a junior MP.

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)

[Redcloak]

So if he was lying, and she knew that he was lying, why did she resign?

[speedy]

Another great slice of life, Joe. We can pan her overall performance, but who wood fire someone for a false allegation from someone who was truly Sikh? Must be some dough involved.

[Joe 6-pack]

I turned myself in for violations of the law of pun-intended consequences and ceased further activity on this thread when my mind started drifting down a dark alleyway, looking for the intersection of "stripper," and "pie."

[speedy]

Hmm, stripper and pie -- now my entire work morning is going to be taken up searching for the nexus. It's okay, though, it would only have been taken up with baseball or oldies otherwise. Was there actually a time before the internet?

[Dog Gone]

You guys should be publicly flogged. ;-)

[1Old Pro]

Sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

[Joe 6-pack]

"You guys should be publicly flogged. ;-)"

That's some pretty tough talk...you wanna pizza me? Now's your chance to stand and deliver, you saucy fellow!! Or are you feeling a bit flat? We'll olive to see another day despite your efforts to tumble some Dominos around here.

I'm sure you thought the flogging suggestion was pretty clever, but frankly I don't think it's very oregano and is not worthy of the upper crust of society which you normally represent.

[Dog Gone]

I surrender!

[Joe 6-pack]

Good boy.

[speedy]

Yeah, what Joe said (I'm just getting home from work, so I missed some of the fun.) Joe is pretty hard to beat in the pun category.

[Dog Gone]

I offered to beat him publicly, but he rejected that with WMP (weaons of mass punning).

[Joe 6-pack]

I get better with sleep deprivation...

...During the wee hours of this morning I achieved what I consider to be the tour de farce of my exploits to date at #6 on this thread right here.

[speedy]

Don't let him kid you, Dog. Joe loves a good strong beating and will respond with even more puns.

[speedy]

Oh man, that is a masterpiece. But you should definitely see a Cairo practor.