Please.
Spare me the hypocrisy.
I'm chuckling at the Halloween costume I used sometime in the mid-90's... got a Clinton head mask, put on a suit with swim trunks, and pants around the ankles... walked around the party handing out condoms. Was a big hit.
Better even than my "Alex" costume from Clockwork Orange. Nobody seems to get that one anymore. :-)
Agreed. I think even Bob Hope told that old horse joke a few times over the years in one form or another.
No sweat, Laura rules.