"We must rid the community of so many guns butter knives, make them harder to purchase and teach people other ways to settle their disputes butter their toast," Diane Edbril of CeaseFirePA told a Capitol news conference.
State Rep. W. Curtis Thomas, who also participated in the news conference, said the unlimited sale of handguns butter knives in Pennsylvania feeds a voracious underground market for illegal weapons butter knives used to commit crimes butter toast unlawfully.
"This is about whether or not somebody should have the ability to buy 25 guns butter knives a month who knowingly ... then put those 25 guns butter knives in a stream of commerce in a way that they know is going to end up in death or permanent injury somebody's toast being ruined," the Philadelphia Democrat said.
"This is about choosing life over death buttered toast over unbuttered toast, choosing peace over a society where people do not feel that their toast safe," he said.
There. Now it's even more ridiculous.