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Man injured in domestic fight with wife (He rejected her advances before going fishing)
Daily News Journal ^ | 5-11-05 | ERIN EDGEMON

Posted on 05/11/2005 3:19:17 PM PDT by Rakkasan1

EDITOR'S NOTE: Portions of this article could offend some readers.

Preparations for a Sunday morning fishing trip resulted in a man allegedly being assaulted after stymieing sexual advances from his wife.

The husband, Richard Brown, of Exeter Drive, stated in a Murfreesboro Police report that his wife, Misty Brown, also of Exeter Drive, walked into the back yard and was "trying to act sexy" as he was preparing for a fishing trip.

According to the report, the wife told her husband to "bite her on the butt." When the husband told his wife no, she became very angry. The husband reported his wife was still mad and sitting on the living room couch when he went inside their home.

(Excerpt) Read more at dnj.midsouthnews.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: biteme; domestic; domesticviolence; fight; fish; fishing; fwordorcutbait; man; sheusedthewronglure; trouble; vanessaisthatyou; wormhunting
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1 posted on 05/11/2005 3:19:21 PM PDT by Rakkasan1
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To: Rakkasan1

Dear Misty: Call me at BR549.


2 posted on 05/11/2005 3:21:12 PM PDT by sgtbono2002
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To: sgtbono2002

Nothing as deadly (and devious) as a woman spited. Run!


3 posted on 05/11/2005 3:22:06 PM PDT by spetznaz (Nuclear tipped ICBMs: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol.)
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To: Rakkasan1

Well I love her
But I love to fish
I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch
Today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I hit that fishin' hole today
She'd be packin' all her things
And she'd be gone by noon

Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite

Now there's a chance that if I hurry
I could beg her to stay
But that water's right
And the weather's perfect
No tellin' what I might catch today

Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite

Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite.

Brad Paisley


4 posted on 05/11/2005 3:22:19 PM PDT by MississippyMuddy (No peace, without FREEDOM!!)
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To: sgtbono2002
Its not every day you hear a husband turned down an advance from his wife!

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
5 posted on 05/11/2005 3:22:22 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: Rakkasan1

"No dammit, I wanted a Bud Lite, not a butt bite."


6 posted on 05/11/2005 3:22:25 PM PDT by Enterprise (Abortion and "euthanasia" - the twin destroyers of the Democrat Party.)
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To: Rakkasan1

This guy sounds like he should be stomping baby geese.


7 posted on 05/11/2005 3:22:27 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
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To: Rakkasan1

Maybe she should have taken off the Depends first...


8 posted on 05/11/2005 3:22:29 PM PDT by wvobiwan (United Nations = World-wide Criminal Organization)
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To: Rakkasan1
Don't I let you wash the car on Sunday
Don't I warn you when you're getting fat
Ain't I gonna take you fishing with me some day
You know a man can't love a woman more than that
9 posted on 05/11/2005 3:23:06 PM PDT by rhombus
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To: Rakkasan1

Lord, please let me never get to the point where I turn it down to go fishing, and please let my wife never get to the point where I WANT to turn it down!

Amen.


10 posted on 05/11/2005 3:23:16 PM PDT by keepingtrack
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To: Rakkasan1

LoL


11 posted on 05/11/2005 3:23:22 PM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: goldstategop

I guess you've never seen Married, With Children ?


12 posted on 05/11/2005 3:23:25 PM PDT by ambrose ("They killed the Giggler, man. THEY KILLED THE GIGGLER!")
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To: Rakkasan1

Aw,come on---that picture should be deleted !


13 posted on 05/11/2005 3:24:05 PM PDT by Mears (Keep the government out of my face!)
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To: Rakkasan1

"A warrant was issued for the arrest of Misty Brown."

Play Misty for Me .... Or else!!!

He missed an obvious, quick and pleasurable solution to her problem.


14 posted on 05/11/2005 3:25:25 PM PDT by beaver fever
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15 posted on 05/11/2005 3:26:03 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
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To: ambrose
"I guess you've never seen Married, With Children ? " No peg!
16 posted on 05/11/2005 3:26:32 PM PDT by Vaquero ('I'm a Red Stater, trapped in the body of a Blue State')
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To: cripplecreek

one must have a hobby


17 posted on 05/11/2005 3:26:45 PM PDT by Rakkasan1 (The MRS wanted to go to an expensive place to eat so I took her to the gas station.)
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To: beaver fever

"He missed an obvious, quick and pleasurable solution to her problem."


Not so fast. We haven't seen Misty yet.


18 posted on 05/11/2005 3:27:01 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
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To: Rakkasan1

You know what they say: The worst day fishing is better than the best day not fishing.


19 posted on 05/11/2005 3:27:27 PM PDT by savedbygrace ("No Monday morning quarterback has ever led a team to victory" GW Bush)
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To: sgtbono2002
Why didn't the idiot do both, spend an hour with the wife, then go fishin'?

It's a win-win situation!

20 posted on 05/11/2005 3:27:50 PM PDT by RightWinger
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