[American Quilter]

Democrats do the math...

But they're using New Math, which is why their answers have no bearing on reality. Proud graduates of public schools...

[hail to the chief]

Bistromath?

"Bistromathics itself is simply a revolutionary new way of understanding the behaviour of numbers. Just as Einstein observed that space was not an absolute but depended on the observer's movement in time, so it is now realized that numbers are not absolute, but depend on the observer's movement in restaurants."

[bkwells]

New math or fuzzy math?

[skinkinthegrass]

But they're using New Math, which is why their answers have no bearing on reality.

..Its "The Million Man March" Math, by Louis ("Calypso Louie") Farrakhan...Liberal Dogma swears by it.