[Pro-Bush]

Damn! It was raining last Sunday, and I was outta town of Saturday, watching the Giants get smeared by the Nationals.

I hate it when the lawn hits two weeks before a mowing, I hope I didn't piss off my neighbors', like I would have you, if you lived in my neighborhood.

[SittinYonder]

I hate it when the lawn hits two weeks before a mowing

I'm glad you're not my neighbor.

Last summer I had to have a chat with the old woman who lives next door to me. She tries to use the fact that she's a widow on a fixed income as an excuse to skip a week here and there, but I straightened her out. "Dead husbands," I told her, "are no excuse for tall grass."