...And you know who his accomplices are? John Kerry and Barney Frank.
Can't you just see those three idiots trying to jack an ATM?! Trying to pull it away from the pack-n-sack with Teddy's old Buick.....
Frank: Guys.....what happens if we get caught?
Kerry: Don't worry man...I ordered these medals. We just pin them on and say we were in Iraq. Throw them over a fence...and run for President.
Kennedy: Hey guys.....before I put this thing in gear, let me get my snorkel.
Kerry: Alright fat boy, I got the chain around the machine.....put it in drive.
Frank: D@mmit you drunk fool, you ran over my foot
Kennedy: Oh Rosie.....Oh Rosie....Hey guys...before we leave...do you think we can heist the beer cooler too.