[Dysart]

What in God's name is keeping Keith Richards alive?

Amazing genes. I hope he donates his body to science (seriesly).

[RightWingNut]

When he dies, I want his immunity system !!

Unlike when John Holmes dies several years ago, I told a friend he had AIDS, and he replied "Let's just cut off the infected part. There's still plenty left I could have. I'll get it sewed on !"

P.S. I'll get tickets also. Those old guys still kick rock and roll ass !!