HA, HA. Did you see the Chris Rock video on how not to get arrested? One of the ways was to not drive with a woman. The sample video then shows the guy getting stopped and the BWOCS in the passenger seat gets him seriously mauled by the arresting officers. I had tears streaming from my eyes I laughed so hard.
"HA, HA. Did you see the Chris Rock video on how not to get arrested?"
I know someone who's given copies to some troubled "yoots" in his community.