[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

"Have you ever refused to sign a speeding ticket?"

No. I understood that the signature was necessary to be released from arrest.

[processing please hold]

No. I understood that the signature was necessary to be released from arrest.

Me either. That's why I thought we signed them too.

[Atlas Sneezed]

No. I understood that the signature was necessary to be released from arrest.

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Funny how speeding is a crime when it comes to police powers, but not when it comes to the rights of the defendant.