[boris]

Well I'll tell you what: I take Neurontin and Cymbalta for neuropathic pain.

A slight side effect is they take all (and I mean ALL) the starch out of your noodle.

I'd be safe in a harem.

So chemically castrated I am, to avoid the terrible pain of diabetic peripheral neuropathy.

--Boris (non-pedophile, BTW)

[Cincinatus' Wife]

........I'd be safe in a harem......

But you're (I gather)not psychologically screwed up with a need to prey on other people in a manner manifested in a sexual fashion either.

[Tennessee_Bob]

A slight side effect is they take all (and I mean ALL) the starch out of your noodle.

Part of the issue though is that it isn't a sex crime - even though sex is part of the crime. It's a power trip for the abuser. So long as they have a way of exerting power over the victim, they'll be able to commit the crime. As long as they have hands to touch with, and a mouth to speak with, they'll be able to commit the crime.

The resolution is easy. Death has a zero percent recidivism rate.