[theDentist]

I recall about 5 years ago a golfer took his 9 Iron to a goose on the fairway and ended up in it deep thanks to the local PETAphiles.

[mlmr]

I must be an absolute animal but I don't really have that much of a problem with this. Yucky yes. But nuscince animals are terrible

[Graycliff]

If thats the incident that took place at Trumps place in Fla, it was an Egyptian Swan. The gentleman who dispatched the swan was a friend of mine. He owns Wagner Brown Oil Company in West TX. His story is the swan attacked him several time while trying to retrieve his ball. He did show me several places on his legs and hands where the swan pulled up big welts and bruises. He also said it was a 6 iron, sounds like he over clubbed. He has been banned from all Trump property's.

[A Ruckus of Dogs]

I would not defend any animal abuser, Dentist. People who start with animals have been reported to go on to other people.

[joesnuffy]

Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course

Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.

Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents!

Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.

I think legally you have to use a 6 iron on Canadians

[StoneColdGOP]

I recall about 5 years ago a golfer took his 9 Iron to a goose on the fairway and ended up in it deep thanks to the local PETAphiles.

Good. I hope he had a hell of a bad time with it.