Well, with our smut posting troll, the only way he will learn is if we smack him hard and smack him with a lawsuit.
That's the only way this can go.
Oh I dunno.
I liked Mike's idea of beating him with a base-ball bat... it's so... American...so traditional. (tradition is important!)
Ax-handles are good too.
And being made of wood, they are organic and a renewaable resource!
;-)