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...Connors, a former Episcopal president...

There's that nasty word again. It's getting to the point that I almost prefer to hear Islamic instead of Episcopalian. Almost.

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...Hmm, as I think about this more, I wonder if we can get some sort of negotiation going with the Iranians. We give them the right to wage a jihad against the Episcopalians and wipe them out, and we get a discount on oil...

...we'd have to do it quickly, though, before word gets out that Episcopalians aren't Christians anymore.