Great - not only do we have to worry about Mad Cow Disease, but Gay Cow Disease, too?
"It's otherwise known as bestiality, and according to the article is a "safe" alternative to intercourse and therefore useful for fighting the spread of AIDS."
What a foolish argument. Animals have their own diseases that they transmit and many can also be carriers for human diseases... Not to mention it's just plain wrong.
Yes, because Mad Gay Cow Disease is at least triply redundant.