Then there was the king who had the biggest grass hut in the village. In fact it was a two-story grass hut. Anyway, this king had the villagers make him a new throne. He told his slaves to take the old throne and put it up in the attic.
Well, the damned thing was so heavy it burst right through the ceiling, fell down and killed the King, sitting there on his new throne.
Which proves that people in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
And there was the guy that had himself cloned. The clone was a nasty foul SOB with a mouth like Hilary Clinton.
The guy couldn't take it anymore, so he push the clone out a window. The clone died from the fall.
Since the clone was never legally a person, no one knew what to do about this. So they finally charged the guy with making an obscene clone fall.