FROM ROTTEN TOMATOES website:
"Bloom comes across as a vapid California surfer boy trying to be a serious "artist." This is an over-long, pretentious bore that I felt like I've seen and didn't like before."
-- Michelle Alexandria, ECLIPSE MAGAZINE
"As a war hero, Orlando Bloom reminds me of the nickname Truman Capote's father gave him: Little Miss Mouse Fart."
-- Tim Appelo, SEATTLE WEEKLY
"A bewildering mishmash of battle scenes and tenuous relationships that calls for heartthrob Orlando Bloom to save the day in a rags-to-riches hurry."
-- Jeanne Aufmuth, PALO ALTO WEEKLY
"The only variations between (recent battle epics) seem to be whether the hero was of noble birth, and whether the battlefields are green and forested or brown and sandy."
-- Rob Blackwelder, SPLICEDWIRE
"...the nickname Truman Capote's father gave him: Little Miss Mouse Fart."
ROFLMAO!!!!
These are good, they really live up to the "Rotten Tomatoes" name!
There's nothing I love more than a good pan!