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I voted for Bush twice and think he is a good President, but what should we do about this if it is true?

I don't know! Omigosh! Calm down now and think, man, think! What should we do!??!?

All right. Stay with me. We should find a dead cat, preferably one that was road killed but that's not TOO mangled. Then, we'll go to Pleasantview Cemetery at midnight on Halloween and burn the cat's whiskers, casting the ashes to the four cardinal points of the compass. I think I know an Obay woman who can supply us with the right incantation (if we ply her with rum). If we do it right and our hearts are pure, maybe it will make the Evil Spirits go away.

Other than that, I got nothin'.

I'm very worried. This looks bad.

You're right, it does, Bro. But hang in there. All is bleakest just before the dawn. And I've got plenty of rum in the basement ...