"I don't have time right now to look into it myself [...]"
As I thought.
Even if the verbal question regarding men "#(&(^% their wives in the &^%" is taken off the table, how does the separate public act of simulating solo masturbation qualify as having "serious literary, artistic, political, and scientific value"?
As I thought.
I resent the implication. This is a Saturday, and I'm not spending the whole day staring at a screen... the outside world does exist.