Jealous?
The last time I watched anything on television was the Royal Wedding, so I guess you were right about the soap opera bit. But seriesly, my kids watch more teevee in school every semester than I've watched in the last nine years. But the really, really worst thing that ever happened to me (in school) was when a college professor, a Ph.D even, made reading a Harlequin Romance a course requirement. I had to stand in the shower for a week.
I don't even own a television.