[St. Johann Tetzel]

OK, but in the case of Campion's Law, it would have to say,

:

"As a FR discussion lengthens, the probability of a libertarian or atheist FReeper comparing a Christian FReeper to al Qaeda or a Talibanic theocrat approaches one."

Doesn't quite meet my needs for a tagline...have to work on it some more.

[Frank Sheed]

"In long threads, the probability of a libertarian or atheist FReeper comparing a Christian to a proponent of al Qaeda or the Taliban approaches one."

[Tax-chick]

"The likelihood that a Christian conservative will be equated with "Taliban" or "Al-Qaeda" is directly proportional to the length of the FR thread."

Still too long, and there's got to be some way to put in an active verb.