[kennedy]

If the air is clear, it is proof positive that we are all going to die from global warming caused by George W. Bush and SUVs.

If the air is cloudy, it is proof positive that we are all going to die from global warming caused by George W. Bush and SUVs.

If it is warm outside, it is proof positive that we are all going to die from global warming caused by George W. Bush and SUVs.

If it is cold outside, it is proof positive that we are all going to die from global warming caused by George W. Bush and SUVs.

If the sun rises in the east, it is proof positive that we are all going to die from global warming caused by George W. Bush and SUVs.

If the sun sets in the west, it is proof positive that we are all going to die from global warming caused by George W. Bush and SUVs.

Anyone else beginning to notice a pattern here?

[.cnI redruM]

>>>we are all going to die from global warming caused by George W. Bush and SUVs.

If that didn't happen, I figure on immortality.