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To: Born Conservative

29 years old? I hate to sound unchivalrous (Well, no I don't), but that is a very tired-looking 29.

Your mileage may vary, I guess.


4 posted on 05/06/2005 5:49:29 AM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

If shes 29, Im 20.


11 posted on 05/06/2005 5:51:20 AM PDT by PubliusEXMachina (Ashely's Story)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

Crack will do that to a body they say.


12 posted on 05/06/2005 5:51:25 AM PDT by sinclair (An idiotic initial assumption leads inevitably to a pointless and idiotic conclusion.)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

On one of the local radio stations, the token lib host for the morning drive show was commenting about how hot this chick is. I was disappointed when I saw the pic....


17 posted on 05/06/2005 5:52:47 AM PDT by Born Conservative ("Mr. Chamberlain loves the working man, he loves to see him work" - Winston Churchill)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

It is a high milage with low maintenance 29.

It was probably fueled and lubed by crack and meth.


29 posted on 05/06/2005 5:59:27 AM PDT by sport
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

Skinny legs, fake blonde hair, looks too much like Lonnie Anderson from the 1980s "WKRP in Cincinnati" show. Does nothing for me, but neither does that big-boobed bimbo from Baywatch, Pamela Anderson. What a skank!!

I'll take the little brunette from "JAG" any day of the week (I forget her name).


30 posted on 05/06/2005 6:00:35 AM PDT by astounded (We don't need no stinkin' rules of engagement...)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

If she is 29 she has been, "rode hard and put up wet."


53 posted on 05/06/2005 6:42:18 AM PDT by cpdiii (Oil Field Trash, Roughneck, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist, (OIL FIELD TRASH was fun))
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth
Confederate Railroad kinda woman.

Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom,
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom.
They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid.
"That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig.
I said: "I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig."

91 posted on 06/16/2005 12:16:51 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Deadcheck the embeds first.)
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