I had no appointment a long time ago. They told me I didn't need it. I stood in line 4.5 hours to renew my drivers license at the DMV in the Van Nuys, Ca office. I no longer believe that I do not need an appointment. I was soooo angry. I had to call someone to get my children out of school, because I dare not give up my spot in line.
What an experience. Never again.
One of the several nice things about living in a small town: there's usually nobody in our DMV except Jabba the Hutt on the other side of the counter.
Last time I renewed, several years ago, Jabba (he's really that huge, perched on a stupid little stool) gave me a ration of sh$% about something or another, so I posed the following question to him: "When you were a little boy, daydreaming about what you'd grow up to be, and how you'd live your life . . . . . was this it???????"
Jabba was stupified and just gave me the usual government-drone cow eyes.
But I didn't have to wait in line to be ministered to by Jabba.
See my tagline.