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1 posted on 05/05/2005 10:48:53 AM PDT by MisterRepublican
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Shouldn't it taste like brownies?


2 posted on 05/05/2005 10:53:06 AM PDT by SittinYonder (Tancredo and I wanna know what you believe)
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"Actually, to be honest with you, you'll hear it first. I'm gonna make a billion dollars out of this," said Tony Van Pelt, the creator of Chronic Candy..."

Actually, I think Tony Van Pelt should be taken out back and beaten, what an amoral POS he is.


3 posted on 05/05/2005 10:54:36 AM PDT by astounded (We don't need no stinkin' rules of engagement...)
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Does pot taste good enough to eat?

Nope, never tried/smoked it, that's why I ask.


5 posted on 05/05/2005 10:57:22 AM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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When I was a kid I used to buy candy cigarettes from the ice cream man (until my mom found out). Jelly beans come in pina colada, strawberry daquiri, and margarita. I remember tequila flavored lollipops with a worm inside were popular for a while.

It was just a matter of time.


6 posted on 05/05/2005 10:57:37 AM PDT by bigLusr (Quidquid latine dictum sit altum viditur)
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A woman in the video who tries it says' "tastes like crap". I'll take her word for it. Now...the scotch flavored candy I'm developing is really peaty and smoky good and it gets better with age.


9 posted on 05/05/2005 10:59:54 AM PDT by Lee Heggy (Sorry, I don't do Windows.)
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"Critics of the product say it's one more way to make illegal drugs seem cool."
yea, because eating lollipops is what ALL the cool kids are doing.

"I mean, what could be more harmless than a lollypop?" questioned Scott."
Well, I do recall often hearing about children choking to death on hard candies....

huh, I wonder how many people have died from using marijuana?

12 posted on 05/05/2005 11:01:47 AM PDT by xhrist (There is much hope for the future...)
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" 'Actually, to be honest with you, you'll hear it first. I'm gonna make a billion dollars out of this,' said Tony Van Pelt, the creator of Chronic Candy."

Sounds like a skit from an early SNL - Dan Ackroyd's sleazy character selling toys like "Johnny Switchblade" and "Bag O' Glass".

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/76jconsumerprobe.phtml


13 posted on 05/05/2005 11:02:29 AM PDT by LibFreeOrDie (L'chaim!)
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14 posted on 05/05/2005 11:04:48 AM PDT by pageonetoo (You'll spot their posts soon enough!)
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"Who loves ya, baby?"


17 posted on 05/05/2005 11:08:58 AM PDT by savedbygrace ("No Monday morning quarterback has ever led a team to victory" GW Bush)
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"I'm going to make one-billion dollars."

18 posted on 05/05/2005 11:09:47 AM PDT by Kenny Bunkport
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These people would have a heart attack if they saw the vending machines in Holland.


24 posted on 05/05/2005 11:17:52 AM PDT by Sir Gawain (Jeb Pilate and the Republican Congress: Stood by while someone died)
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ping


25 posted on 05/05/2005 11:23:19 AM PDT by windcliff
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I don't see how it's going to go anywhere.


32 posted on 05/05/2005 11:36:31 AM PDT by Gabz (My give-a-damn is busted.)
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This should have come from "WTF-TV".

;)


33 posted on 05/05/2005 11:36:51 AM PDT by Disambiguator (This tagline should only be taken under the advice of your doctor.)
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The difference between this and gum cigarettes and rum raisin ice cream is that this guy is glorifying drug use in his marketing. What a low-life.


36 posted on 05/05/2005 11:41:05 AM PDT by Aquinasfan (Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
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I made my first billion off booger candy.


52 posted on 05/05/2005 12:49:40 PM PDT by Always Right
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the packaging is called nickel bag. I mean, that's uncalled for

It sure is! I mean, honestly, who sells nickel bags anymore?

61 posted on 05/05/2005 1:00:45 PM PDT by Ignatz (Yeah! And that goes double for me!)
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Like wow, man!

Not gonna let my kids waste their money on this junk.....

64 posted on 05/05/2005 1:11:41 PM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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In sex ed classes, we could give the girls--or gay guys-- candy phalluses with edible condoms; and we can give the boys--or lesbians--wax breasts full of Kool-Aid and bouncy-ball, toy uteruses with which to shoot baskets.

Not only could we teach them technique; we could determine their "sexual orientation" by giving them a choice!

I think I'm gonna' get rich!

67 posted on 05/05/2005 1:19:52 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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It should be a big hit in Canada!
81 posted on 05/05/2005 6:29:56 PM PDT by Alouette (Proudly overpopulating the planet since 1972.)
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