"Okay - I'll be the first to admit that I don't have a clue what this is talking about. Anybody out there to summarize in layman's terms?"
The article is attempting to disprove evolution by dragging out the old "it violates thermodynamics" argument, all tarted up in a lot of pseudoscientific glossolalia.
Evolution doesn't violate thermodynamics, of course, because living things on Earth gain their order at the cost of expending lots of energy, and the Sun is constantly pumping energy into the system.
Jeepers, Trimegistus, where does the article say that?