[Atlas Sneezed]

"You say that you believe in the sanctity of marriage," said Ajai Raj, an English sophomore. "How do you feel about marriages where the man does nothing but **** his wife up the ***?"

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Personally, I can advise that doing other things such as household chores, and telling her she looks pretty, are also helpful to a happy marriage.

[goldstategop]

Getting the gender mixed up didn't do much credit for his presumed intelligence.

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)