You sure do like that word needlebutt. I find that odd for a Christian. But I guess it's just un-Christian, even anti-Christian me.
You just don't get it do you? There is no reasoned argument which would work for you. Precisely what you don't get is not that you believe yourself a good Christian but that you are perceived thusly. Instead of putting your lips in action, or letting you anonymous fingers fly on the keyboard, I suggest you put your hands together and pray.