[Luddite Patent Counsel]

And what do you think would happen if the silly city boy tried to pull the male horses "thing"? I think that the horse would probably kick him in the head. What would NOT happen is any sort of masturbation (an activity which implies an attempt to sexually stimulate).

So, now your argument is that it's not "masturbation", it's just grasping and pulling the horse's penis. Thank you for that meaningful distinction, Mr. Clinton.

OK, now it comes out, you are just anti-Bush.

No, I am not "anti-Bush". I am a conservative, and agree with much of what President Bush has done to further conservative positions. I disagree with those things he has done that further liberal positions. He has done both. I distinguish myself from Bushies such as yourself who believe that the President walks on water, and that no one associated with him can do any wrong. I had great respect for the First lady before this incident. Her actions have diminished that respect. So simple that even you may be able to understand it.

[Howlin]

I distinguish myself from Bushies such as yourself who believe that the President walks on water, and that no one associated with him can do any wrong. I had great respect for the First lady before this incident. Her actions have diminished that respect.

Is that a macro that you all pass among yourselves?

[sd-joe]

You can't possibly be that dense.

Lighten up, enjoy life a little.

[HairOfTheDog]

So, now your argument is that it's not "masturbation", it's just grasping and pulling the horse's penis. Thank you for that meaningful distinction, Mr. Clinton.

You know, people who actually own horses have to actually ~do~ that. Its a matter of health and hygene. Neither party finds much that is stimulating about it, though it's hard to not joke about it while you're doin' it.

[rockrr]

I had great respect for the First lady before this incident. Her actions have diminished that respect.

Mrs. Bush is going to be crushed!!