Why not -- EVERYBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition, right?
Well, that's the drift of this conversation; lots and lots of anal retentive types wanting to decide just what a "real" conservative should think, see, listen to, laugh at, and do.
I remember when real conservatives wanted the government OUT of our homes and bedrooms; now there appears to be a small group that is all bent out of shape because they can't foist their "values" on us and insist on denigrading the rest of us who they deem not worthy.