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Why I'm not a 'South Park Conservative', by Michelle Malkin
Townhall.com ^ | May 4, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

Posted on 05/04/2005 5:59:04 AM PDT by OESY

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To: nevergore

It's not the vulgarity of Southpark that's appealing (thought it's damned funny) it's that willingness to stick the knife all the way in and twist, not let them get away in the forlorn hope that maybe this time they will agree to have a new tone and a new dialogue (which they plead for when we have our boot on their neck).


561 posted on 05/04/2005 9:55:29 AM PDT by johnb838 (Free Republicans... To Arms!)
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To: sd-joe

If enjoyment of life means yukking it up when someone in a postion of respect rolls around in the gutter, I'll leave that bit of merriment to you. Your ad hominem attack accompanied by avoidance of any real response is very Clintonesque. Are you sure you're on the right boards?


562 posted on 05/04/2005 9:55:35 AM PDT by Luddite Patent Counsel ("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx)
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To: BigSkyFreeper

Ouch!
That's gonna leave a mark!

LOL!


563 posted on 05/04/2005 9:55:42 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: shhrubbery!
"vulgar trash"

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

564 posted on 05/04/2005 9:55:58 AM PDT by Sam Cree (Democrats are herd animals)
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel

A macro is like a system handled function, in your case, an auto-reply, or talking point. Someone posts a post in the thread, you punch a funtion key and out spits your pre-defined "macro".


565 posted on 05/04/2005 9:58:11 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Don't hate me because I'm a player)
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To: sd-joe

I've always thought it was a joke about if you go grabbing for a horse's or a bull's private parts you're going to get taught a lesson real quick about which kind of animal lets you go grabbing around down there and which one doesn't.

So anyone who says it's a masturbation joke ipso facto has a dirty, stinking, preverted, demented, depraved, sick, disgusting mind. They should be shunned and kept from the boy cheerdrens and the girl cheerdrens.


566 posted on 05/04/2005 9:58:18 AM PDT by johnb838 (Free Republicans... To Arms!)
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To: Wallace T.

I saw that before, but your link does not seem to work.

Al Gore can get stuffed.


567 posted on 05/04/2005 10:00:12 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: tiamat

Well, I'm not one to mince words. LMAO!!


568 posted on 05/04/2005 10:01:00 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Don't hate me because I'm a player)
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To: RushCrush
I'M RUINED!!!

Did I cross the line? ;~D

Glad I didn't post the next picture where you could actually see ~it~.

569 posted on 05/04/2005 10:02:20 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog (This horse has been milked to death.)
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To: johnb838

Like I told another poster.

My sister tried that when she was little with a Billy Goat.

She got knocked down.

And I agree about the dirty, stinking, perverted, etc minds.





570 posted on 05/04/2005 10:02:31 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: BigSkyFreeper

And I think that's a Good Thing!

(as Martha might say!)


571 posted on 05/04/2005 10:03:18 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: HairOfTheDog
LOL

Well, to be honest, I was going about my life, perfectly innocent and naive to even the THOUGHT of masturbating a horse, UNTIL I LOGGED ONTO FR YESTERDAY!

LOL!

572 posted on 05/04/2005 10:06:08 AM PDT by RushCrush (Next thing you know Bill Clinton will be advocating celibacy!)
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To: nevergore

Agreed. I thought she did an excellent job of delivering the monologue. Her timimg was excellent. I really laughed through the whole thing.


573 posted on 05/04/2005 10:06:15 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Caution. Contents under pressure.)
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To: HairOfTheDog

Your horses are beautiful.

Don't even get me started on what LLAMAS do...

Now THERE'S a perverted animal!

:-)


574 posted on 05/04/2005 10:07:21 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: HairOfTheDog

Your horses are beautiful.

Don't even get me started on what LLAMAS do...

Now THERE'S a perverted animal!

:-)


575 posted on 05/04/2005 10:07:28 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: MiniCooperChick; brytlea
BTW can anyone explain to me why the horse being male is funnier than it being a female?

Because not only did he mistake the animal, he mistook the gender. It's the "two punch" in a two-punchline joke!

I said that too

Paraphrase:
"George knew so little about farming, he couldn't tell a horse from a cow < beat > Actually he knew less than that"

First shoe, second shoe.

(And the guy who didn't get the joke in the first plaee didn't understand the explanation over there either - As Louis Armstrong nearly said "If you didn't get the joke, you'll never understand it")

576 posted on 05/04/2005 10:09:15 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Thank your God if your society celebrates tolerance at the expense of moral correctness)
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To: tiamat; Marvin; Zaphod Beeblebrox; Ford Prefect; Arthur Dent; cyborg; arasina; OSHA; Gabz; ...

577 posted on 05/04/2005 10:09:15 AM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham ("What in the world happened to Gerard's tag-line?")
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To: Howlin; BigSkyFreeper
Cedric The Entertainer was the invited guest of the White House.

I think Cedric was invited by the White House Press Association people,(the people who sponsor the dinner) NOT the White House.
578 posted on 05/04/2005 10:09:25 AM PDT by baseballmom
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To: HairOfTheDog; tiamat

That's because she's told everybody else on the forum not to post to her.


579 posted on 05/04/2005 10:10:24 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel

It's about as good as the "What can I post, I don't have an original thought in my head" liquor.


580 posted on 05/04/2005 10:11:33 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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