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Why I'm not a 'South Park Conservative', by Michelle Malkin
Townhall.com ^ | May 4, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

Posted on 05/04/2005 5:59:04 AM PDT by OESY

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To: tiamat

Lets just say that it's like watching "Island of the Lost Hunks"

Call me shallow, but they sure are purty ;)


481 posted on 05/04/2005 9:15:50 AM PDT by najida (Living in my house with just a power cord, a garden hose & a bucket; what else does a girl need ; ))
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To: SuziQ

I've never seen one minute of South Park, so the term "SP Conservative" is lost on me, and I don't give a rip. I found nothing vulgar in Laura's remarks. It was a ROAST, for grown ups, and her husband loved it.


482 posted on 05/04/2005 9:16:30 AM PDT by onyx (Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
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To: najida

There's nothing wrong with looking!


483 posted on 05/04/2005 9:16:41 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Aquinasfan
Should we punish murderers? Adulterers? Pornographers? Why are some vices exempt from State punishment, in principle?

Because they are the acts of consensual adults and do not interfere with rights of others. Therefore, murder is a crime -- it interferes with the rights of others. Pornography should not be a crime. Assuming the models are not forced, everything involved is a consensual transaction for God, not the state to judge.

Adultery is actually a tough call for me. Marriage is essentially a contract and, unless the adulterer has permission of his or her spouse, the adultery is a breaking of the contract without one party's consent.

Abortion comes down to when you think the fetus becomes a child with a right to life. Personally, I think it's viability -- I'm not going to argue why here -- so I'm pro-choice before than and pro-life afterward. However, there are decent arguments stating that a fetus gets the right to live earlier than that and those who believe it should oppose abortion.

Euthanasia is a tough call, too. On the one hand, out-and-out suicide is usually insanity and therefore not the act of a consenting adult. OTOH, many people have risked and sacrificed their lives to save others. We don't call them insane -- we call them heroes. There may be a point where one must step back and say, "You are suffering so much that, if you want to end your life, you should be allowed to," but I haven't found a point I'm comfortable with yet.

But the overriding point is that God gave us free will. It seems to me, in that light, that to be compelled to virtue counts little, if any to our credit. Those acts that are consensual ought to be a matter between God and the individual. Indeed, we are imperfect and can easily have misinterpreted God's word; therefore to interfere in such a manner -- even if we think we are acting on a moral basis -- runs the risk of crossing God's will.

484 posted on 05/04/2005 9:16:58 AM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: sd-joe

You're right. I don't see it either as being something about 'horse masterbation.' That didn't even enter my mind.


485 posted on 05/04/2005 9:17:06 AM PDT by Marysecretary (Thank you, Lord, for FOUR MORE YEARS!!!)
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To: sd-joe
It is a very old joke about city people not knowing the difference between male and female animals. That is all it is.

That is what I understood the joke as. However, it seems that the unending indignity and pontificating about this little harmless joke is really got people unfocused.

486 posted on 05/04/2005 9:17:37 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator (This space outsourced to India)
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To: onyx

On top of that, a lot of people from Texas have a vulgar sense of humor but are still as moral or religious as they come.


487 posted on 05/04/2005 9:18:12 AM PDT by TFine80
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To: onyx

President Bush loved it so much, he said her middle name was Leno.


488 posted on 05/04/2005 9:18:25 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Don't hate me because I'm a player)
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To: Marysecretary

Well, mary, there MUST be something wrong with you, too!


489 posted on 05/04/2005 9:19:11 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: new cruelty
Thank you for your opinion. I strongly disagree. The venue was appropriate.

I would simply ask, would it have been appropriate, say, twenty or forty years ago? Is it sufficient for the GOP to remain a few steps behind the Dems in the drift to a coarser society, even if they are now occupying a zone that used to be considered inappropriate? Does that contribute to the incremental creep - or, as you say, is it inconsequential towards such?

490 posted on 05/04/2005 9:19:36 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: BigSkyFreeper
Considering that the media can invite anyone they like, Jane Fonda was Jim Lehrer's invited guest.

I agree that you can't blame the Bush Admin for MSM guests.

491 posted on 05/04/2005 9:20:40 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: OESY

What is with the masturbation stuff? If Laura Bush had said the word "masturbation", then I might be in agreement with the folks who said the First Lady had crossed a line. However, she simply made a joke about how her husband couldn't tell the difference between a male horse and a female cow. As a child, I would have gotten the joke. It's the folks with their minds in the gutter who have such a problem with the joke.

For me this is rather enlightening about the minds of some who would equate milk with the stuff on Monica Lewinsky's blue dress. Gutter minds. Laura Bush is probably aghast that these folks have taken her joke in such a way. I would be. And, yes, I would tell such a joke. In front of my innocent children. They would get it. And they would "get" the humor. My teenagers might see some perversion possibilities. That is the way I was as a teenager. Then I grew up.


492 posted on 05/04/2005 9:20:58 AM PDT by petitfour
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To: mhking

Thank you for the ping and that great post. I'm a "stick in the mud" for old-fashioned values, esspecially where the kiddies are concerned, but there's a time to laugh, and time to flip the channel.

Off-color humor are as old as humanity. I'll bet the first cave man joke involved fire and flatulence.


493 posted on 05/04/2005 9:21:12 AM PDT by two134711 (If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.)
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To: woofie

>>With a screen name of by melancholy,Rule 1218 states "you cannot post on a thread about humor"<<

With a screen name of woofie, rule 1218A states "You cannot post on a thread about animals.


494 posted on 05/04/2005 9:21:23 AM PDT by melancholy
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To: TFine80


Not only that, but the woman from Texas who IS vulgar is that old bag GWB knocked out of the Governorship: Ann Richard/Richards.


495 posted on 05/04/2005 9:21:46 AM PDT by onyx (Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
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To: TFine80

I think it has more to do with being very in touch with nature via ranching, horses, livestock etc.

Animals don't hold back, they do it all, right there in front of you. So being dainty and 'oohhhh myyy' is sorta silly when you're out there workin' around it all day.

Hrmpt,
Right now in my aviary, the all I need is 'boom boom chucka chucka' music playing cuz it's spring and the parakeets are frisky!


496 posted on 05/04/2005 9:22:00 AM PDT by najida (Living in my house with just a power cord, a garden hose & a bucket; what else does a girl need ; ))
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To: dirtboy

Yes, it was appropriate and funny when Nancy Reagan poked fun at Ronald Reagan in 1982, more than 20 years ago.

I'll address the rest of your comment after lunch. Bye for now.


497 posted on 05/04/2005 9:22:17 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: najida; shhrubbery!
Would it be different for you if the same jokes were made in the same room at the same event by a paid comedian, where the first lady's role would have been to simply laugh and blush?

Ya know, I think you're on to something with that statement.

I'd really like to know why it's different.

498 posted on 05/04/2005 9:22:37 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog (This horse has been milked to death.)
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To: BigSkyFreeper


Did he? LOL - I hadn;t read or heard that.


499 posted on 05/04/2005 9:22:48 AM PDT by onyx (Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
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To: Celtjew Libertarian

Your #484:


THAT was eloquent.

Thank you.


500 posted on 05/04/2005 9:22:53 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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