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Why I'm not a 'South Park Conservative', by Michelle Malkin
Townhall.com ^ | May 4, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

Posted on 05/04/2005 5:59:04 AM PDT by OESY

I'll get to First Lady Laura Bush's bawdy stand-up routine in a minute. But I want to highlight a related new book out about how young conservatives are shaking up the dominant liberal media culture. It's called "South Park Conservatives." My name is listed on the cover along with many other (mostly) right-leaning pundits, websites, and bloggers, but I must confess to having mixed feelings about the honor.

The best-selling book's author, Brian C. Anderson of the Manhattan Institute, writes a fun, breezy survey documenting the rise of talk radio, FOX News, the Internet, conservative publishing, and college Republican activism. Anderson's chapter on the success of conservative talk radio and the abysmal failure of liberal Air America to replicate it is incisive. Another chapter on the blogosphere (alone worth the price of the book) gives readers a useful history of the explosion of news, opinion, and political websites that have smashed the left-wing media monopoly.

But how did such a wide-ranging list of individuals and organizations -- Anderson's book cover includes the names of conservative-leaning Internet pioneer Matt Drudge and center-left journalist Mickey Kaus, the libertarian Tech Central Station, the culturally conservative WorldNetDaily, political upstart Arnold Schwarzenegger and political chameleon Andrew Sullivan, plus Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, and myself, along with a feature blurb from Jonah Goldberg -- all get lumped under the umbrella term "South Park Conservatives"?

Anderson argues that Comedy Central's cartoon series "South Park" embodies the "fiercely anti-liberal comedic spirit" of the "new media" from Kaus to Coulter. The cartoon, he writes, reflects a "post-liberal counterculture" that is "particularly appealing to the young, however much it might offend older conservatives."

Well, I'm 34 and no fan of "South Park." I have many good friends who are indeed huge boosters of the show, but I find that the characters' foul language overwhelms any entertainment I might otherwise derive from the show's occasional, right-leaning iconoclastic themes.

"South Park" may be "politically incorrect." But "politically incorrect" is not always a synonym for "conservative."

My discomfort with "South Park's" increasingly mainstream vulgarity is not a matter of nitpicking. We're not just talking about a stray curse word here or there. As liberal New York Times columnist Frank Rich points out, "South Park" "holds the record for the largest number of bleeped-out repetitions (162) of a single four-letter expletive in a single television half-hour." That's probably about the same number of profanities uttered at John Kerry's infamous New York City celebrity fundraiser last summer, which Republicans rightly condemned for its excessive obscenities.

Rich is wrong about most things, but he's painfully on target in noting the incongruous pandering now taking place by some in the cool-kids clique on the Right. Conservatives criticize Hollywood relentlessly, but as Rich notes, "the embarrassing reality is that they want to be hip, too."

Which brings me to Mrs. Bush. She demonstrated at the celebrity-studded White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend that you can entertain without being profane. Most of her humor was just right: Edgy but not over the edge. But her off-color stripper and horse jokes crossed the line. Can you blame Howard Stern for feeling peeved and perplexed? And let's face it: If Teresa ("I'm cheeky!") Heinz Kerry had delivered Mrs. Bush's First Lady Gone Mildly Wild routine, social conservative pundits would be up in arms over her bad taste and lack of dignity.

The First Lady resorting to horse masturbation jokes is not much better than Whoopi Goldberg trafficking in dumb puns on the Bush family name. It was wholly unnecessary.

Self-censorship is a conservative value. In a brilliant commencement speech at Hillsdale College last year, Heritage Foundation president Ed Feulner called on his audience to resist the coarsened rhetoric of our time: "If we are to prevail as a free, self-governing people, we must first govern our tongues and our pens. Restoring civility to public discourse is not an option. It is a necessity."

Lighten up, you say? No thanks. I'd rather be a G-rated conservative who can only make my kids giggle than a "South Park"/"Desperate Housewives" conservative whose goal is getting Richard Gere and Jane Fonda to snicker. Giving the Hollyweird Left the last laugh is not my idea of success.


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To: HairOfTheDog
Attacks are seldom uneven for long (Terri Schiavo debacle excluded). It's gone both ways, no party on either side parades it as a virtue.

Which means that those doing the attacks should be told to back off, lest it get completely out of control the way it did with Terri Schiavo. Do you want another poster like Poohbah (who I disagreed with on immigration, but respected his points because they were made honestly) - driven away because of the level of uncivility towards other posters?

361 posted on 05/04/2005 8:33:47 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: dirtboy

Dirt, I told you yesterday, you and I are at an empasse on this; and I'm not going to talk it to death; neither one of us is going to change the others mind.


362 posted on 05/04/2005 8:34:08 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: onyx

Used to be the produce aisle of the local grocery was a "hot spot" for cruising in the 80's.

Honest.


363 posted on 05/04/2005 8:34:14 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Peach
I've noticed the sanctimonious who were offended at a farm joke can't help but use the worst kind of sexual language I've seen on this forum. It's very telling, isn't it?

I've a simple solution: Be the offender, not the offendee.

364 posted on 05/04/2005 8:34:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
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To: new cruelty


Pies?
Oh yes...lol.lol.lol.


365 posted on 05/04/2005 8:34:36 AM PDT by onyx (Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
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To: onyx

I have no idea what you mean. :-)


366 posted on 05/04/2005 8:34:36 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Howlin

I made a similar comment yesterday or the day before, but I honestly did not think it needed to be said. Then I read Ms. Nasty's article. She actually thinks she has a g-rated mind and airs the impression that she thinks this makes her a better person than Laura. Sheesh. Un-be-freakin-lievable. Michelle, if you're reading this... stop thinking those nasty thoughts. YOU'LL GO BLIND!!!


367 posted on 05/04/2005 8:34:49 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: tiamat

You most certainly may; it's right out of one of his routines. As I said, you will LOVE him.


368 posted on 05/04/2005 8:35:11 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Howlin
Dirt, I told you yesterday, you and I are at an empasse on this

So that justifies the attacks, eh?

That crap needs to stop, Howlin. You're smart enough to make your point quite well - without such attacks.

369 posted on 05/04/2005 8:35:30 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: Howlin

Glad I missed it.

Sorry to hear it.

I saw part of Laura's routinee, and thought she was cute and funny and never thought twice about it, til today.


370 posted on 05/04/2005 8:35:38 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Howlin

Thanks!

:-)

I think you may be right!


371 posted on 05/04/2005 8:36:21 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: MJM59
"Make jokes about my president allah. I'll kill ya.;

Note the similarity.

372 posted on 05/04/2005 8:36:42 AM PDT by Freebird Forever
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To: BigSkyFreeper

Drink apple juice! OJ KILLS!


373 posted on 05/04/2005 8:36:50 AM PDT by EllaMinnow
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To: onyx

I wonder what they are saying about this over at Free Republic..... oh yeah... this IS Free Republic..... or is it??


374 posted on 05/04/2005 8:36:56 AM PDT by NCLaw441
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To: tiamat


LOL! I believe you. Ralph's Supermarket has a whole produce department that I avoid.


375 posted on 05/04/2005 8:37:03 AM PDT by onyx (Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
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To: Celtjew Libertarian
Cantaloupes, on the other hand....

LOL LOL LOL,

Thank you guys, now I'm leaving this thread laughing....
376 posted on 05/04/2005 8:37:14 AM PDT by baseballmom
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To: Skooz
So, anyone who does not worship at the altar of South Park and potty humor has no sense of humor? No one laughed before 1997?

Some people have never seen Laurel and Hardy, the Marx Brothers, or Ernie Kovacs; have never heard a Red Skelton routine; or have never read anything by Robert Benchley or Richard Armour.

There is nothing "funny" about obscenity. Humor used to be an art form requiring intelligence and creativity, but people who lack these (or have never experienced them) have to resort to high school boys' locker room language.

It's too bad the Left's "new deal for speech," speech codes, and the like never place any restraints on obscenity and vulgarity. One would think that anyone who could advocate outlawing ethnic slurs and gender-specific pronouns would understand that freedom is not license, but the more control the politically correct Left exercises over speech the more vulgar society becomes. Coincidence? I think not!

BTW, way to go, Michelle!

377 posted on 05/04/2005 8:37:14 AM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Build the Temple! Make Bobby Fischer watch!!!)
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To: RushCrush
Still beating the dead horse!

**Disclaimer**Please note, .the use of the term "beat" does not denote any sexual activity whatsoever

378 posted on 05/04/2005 8:37:17 AM PDT by RushCrush (Next thing you know Bill Clinton will be advocating celibacy!)
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To: brytlea
But really, how much different is that than people suggesting that those of us with a different version of propriety are not getting enough?

Let's try to be real here: I'm sure somebody said that to somebody, probably me; but try to realize that remarks like that were made until AFTER reams of posts were made disparaging Laura Bush by the prudes among us.

It's a chicken-egg thing, but in this case, the remarks about "not getting any" didn't come out of nowhere. They were in response to the trashing of a good woman by some uptight people who read more into an innocuous remark than was there.

379 posted on 05/04/2005 8:37:54 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: OESY

Jeez,

350+ Posts and only 2 pics of Michelle................


Tragic


380 posted on 05/04/2005 8:38:00 AM PDT by WhiteGuy ("a taxpayer dollar must be spent wisely, or not at all" - GW BUSH </sarcasm>)
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