Why I'm not a 'South Park Conservative', by Michelle Malkin

Townhall.com ^ | May 4, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

[dirtboy]

Attacks are seldom uneven for long (Terri Schiavo debacle excluded). It's gone both ways, no party on either side parades it as a virtue.

Which means that those doing the attacks should be told to back off, lest it get completely out of control the way it did with Terri Schiavo. Do you want another poster like Poohbah (who I disagreed with on immigration, but respected his points because they were made honestly) - driven away because of the level of uncivility towards other posters?

[Howlin]

Dirt, I told you yesterday, you and I are at an empasse on this; and I'm not going to talk it to death; neither one of us is going to change the others mind.

[tiamat]

Used to be the produce aisle of the local grocery was a "hot spot" for cruising in the 80's.

Honest.

[Lazamataz]

I've noticed the sanctimonious who were offended at a farm joke can't help but use the worst kind of sexual language I've seen on this forum. It's very telling, isn't it?

I've a simple solution: Be the offender, not the offendee.

[onyx]

Pies?
Oh yes...lol.lol.lol.

[Howlin]

I have no idea what you mean. :-)

[new cruelty]

I made a similar comment yesterday or the day before, but I honestly did not think it needed to be said. Then I read Ms. Nasty's article. She actually thinks she has a g-rated mind and airs the impression that she thinks this makes her a better person than Laura. Sheesh. Un-be-freakin-lievable. Michelle, if you're reading this... stop thinking those nasty thoughts. YOU'LL GO BLIND!!!

[Howlin]

You most certainly may; it's right out of one of his routines. As I said, you will LOVE him.

[dirtboy]

Dirt, I told you yesterday, you and I are at an empasse on this

So that justifies the attacks, eh?

That crap needs to stop, Howlin. You're smart enough to make your point quite well - without such attacks.

[tiamat]

Glad I missed it.

Sorry to hear it.

I saw part of Laura's routinee, and thought she was cute and funny and never thought twice about it, til today.

[tiamat]

Thanks!

:-)

I think you may be right!

[Freebird Forever]

"Make jokes about my president allah. I'll kill ya.;

Note the similarity.

[EllaMinnow]

Drink apple juice! OJ KILLS!

[NCLaw441]

I wonder what they are saying about this over at Free Republic..... oh yeah... this IS Free Republic..... or is it??

[onyx]

LOL! I believe you. Ralph's Supermarket has a whole produce department that I avoid.

[baseballmom]

Cantaloupes, on the other hand....

LOL LOL LOL,

Thank you guys, now I'm leaving this thread laughing....

[Zionist Conspirator]

So, anyone who does not worship at the altar of South Park and potty humor has no sense of humor? No one laughed before 1997?

Some people have never seen Laurel and Hardy, the Marx Brothers, or Ernie Kovacs; have never heard a Red Skelton routine; or have never read anything by Robert Benchley or Richard Armour.

There is nothing "funny" about obscenity. Humor used to be an art form requiring intelligence and creativity, but people who lack these (or have never experienced them) have to resort to high school boys' locker room language.

It's too bad the Left's "new deal for speech," speech codes, and the like never place any restraints on obscenity and vulgarity. One would think that anyone who could advocate outlawing ethnic slurs and gender-specific pronouns would understand that freedom is not license, but the more control the politically correct Left exercises over speech the more vulgar society becomes. Coincidence? I think not!

BTW, way to go, Michelle!

[RushCrush]

Still beating the dead horse!

**Disclaimer**Please note, .the use of the term "beat" does not denote any sexual activity whatsoever

[Howlin]

But really, how much different is that than people suggesting that those of us with a different version of propriety are not getting enough?

Let's try to be real here: I'm sure somebody said that to somebody, probably me; but try to realize that remarks like that were made until AFTER reams of posts were made disparaging Laura Bush by the prudes among us.

It's a chicken-egg thing, but in this case, the remarks about "not getting any" didn't come out of nowhere. They were in response to the trashing of a good woman by some uptight people who read more into an innocuous remark than was there.

[WhiteGuy]

Jeez,

350+ Posts and only 2 pics of Michelle................


Tragic