Why I'm not a 'South Park Conservative', by Michelle Malkin

Townhall.com ^ | May 4, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

[baseballmom]

OMG

ROFLMPJO,

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL




shame on you onyx, lol lol

[tiamat]

One of my sisters actually did that.

Tried to milk a billy-goat. My sister was little at the time and was trying to "help".

Billy was NOT pleased.

[new cruelty]

The First Lady resorting to horse masturbation jokes is not much better than Whoopi Goldberg trafficking in dumb puns on the Bush family name. It was wholly unnecessary.

I took Laura's horse comment as a JOKE about someone who is so inept at ranching that they cannot tell the difference between a cow and a male horse. Michelle, someone with a mind less nasty than yours sees this as a joke about a fish out of water. You see it as vulgar gossip about a man diddling a horse. Bottom line, you may act prim and proper, but your filthy dirty mind is unable to comprehend the joke. Your article is wholly unnessary. Come clean about yourself and try again another time.

No, my first name ain't baby, it's Michelle... Ms. Malkin if your nasty.

[Howlin]

"Well, we're all out of cake!"

[cubreporter]

I stick by my post #176.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

Tell me, when you see two oranges in a bowl, do you immediately think of breasts?

Well, I didn't until now.

Cantaloupes, on the other hand....

[tiamat]

I will do that thing!

he seemss good and weird, and there seems to be a lot haaving to do with his sshoes...

Thank you for the compliment, and for the hook-up to a fun thing!

[BigSkyFreeper]

Ah yeah, Cinco de Mayo! ;D

[melancholy]

>>LONG before any male anatomy came into play.<<

ROTFL!! Sorry, couldn't help it!

It's MM's fault, not Bush, for a change!

[onyx]

Yes! Peach, you've nailed it!

WE are WRONG because WE did NOT interpret the farm joke in its raunchiest flavor!

[Howlin]

You and your cohorts have crossed that line many, many times over the last few days.

That's the view from your side of the issue; myself, I was more offended when Laura Bush was called a "slut," "white trash," and a "whore," which, as you said, you didn't even pay attention to.

[itsahoot]

A few years ago, she would have been well over the line.

Each generation takes to excess, what the preceding generation accepted in moderation.

Don't know the source of this quote, but it is surely accurate. One only needs to note the discourse on this forum over the past several years to see that it is true.

[McGavin999]

The First Lady resorting to horse masturbation jokes is not much better than Whoopi Goldberg trafficking in dumb puns on the Bush family name. It was wholly unnecessary.

LOL, horse masturbation? You can sure tell people who have never been around a stud horse or a bull. What kind of mind would even think such a thing?

[Howlin]

LOL.......hey, I'm not sure of the syntax, but you got my point.

[onyx]

LOL-LOL-LOL now you're making me laugh at my own post, and I was serious when I wrote it (well sort of serious)! LOL!

[RushCrush]

Selective FReeping -being practiced by dirtboy!

[Tulane]

And I salute you, Sir!

[paltz]

Contrary to the liberal AND conservative hand-wringers on FR and elsewhere, Laura Bush is human. She has a sense of humor. That sense of humor -- much like all of ours -- looks to be off-color at times. OK. So what?

If you have that much of a problem, I'd adivse you to turn off the TV, turn off the computer, and come out of your compound and into the real world.

Having off-color comments during what amounts to a "roast" is not only OK, it's not (as some posters here would have us all believe) anti-Christian.

If you're upset that she's watching product of the "depraved" shows from Hollywood like Desperate Housewives on Sunday nights as opposed to whatever PAX is running (at least until the PAX network schedule is cancelled at the end of next month to be replaced with infomercials), then you're welcome to turn to something else and get over it. You don't have the right to demand that Laura Bush not watch certain things on television -- unless someone forgot to tell me that the Thought Police had begun to rule recently.

[tiamat]

Really?

People said that stuff about Laura?

I think I am glad I've been out of town.

I've missed it til now.

[Howlin]

Believe me, after the first five minutes, you won't even notice the makeup!