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Why I'm not a 'South Park Conservative', by Michelle Malkin
Townhall.com ^ | May 4, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

Posted on 05/04/2005 5:59:04 AM PDT by OESY

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To: mhking; All

To quote the famous Sgt Hulka: "Lighten up Francis!"


281 posted on 05/04/2005 8:11:05 AM PDT by KevinDavis (Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!)
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To: Howlin

Who is Eddie Izzard?


282 posted on 05/04/2005 8:11:09 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: dalight
Which is where the mind used to go when this joke was told.

The only appendage that hangs from the bottom of a male horse that even remotely resembles a cow's teat, is a penis. This is exactly where this joke always went, and I heard it over 50 years ago. As soon as Laura said it was a male horse the joke was about masturbating the horse, it had nothing to do with trying to milk a mare.

283 posted on 05/04/2005 8:11:16 AM PDT by itsahoot (If Judge Greer can run America then I guess just about anyone with a spine could do the same.)
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To: onyx

In all their faux "concern" that Laura made a joke, they've just been FORCED to use words that would make a librarian blush. Telling, isn't it?


284 posted on 05/04/2005 8:11:28 AM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: RushCrush

"What? This is what I came to FR for!!!!"


I'm laughin' so hard my head hurts!


285 posted on 05/04/2005 8:11:52 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: brytlea

:)


286 posted on 05/04/2005 8:12:13 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: Peach
It's funny. None of my posts had to be deleted for bad language. You're a pretender.

I've been here a long, long time, Peach. I've got a very good sense of forum guidelines. And under those guidelines, posters can get away with disparaging another poster's marriage, as was done to me. But if one uses a slang term for the act in question, sometimes that gets yanked and sometimes it doesn't (pardon the pun).

The point is, to most people, disparaging someone's marriage like that is a pretty crappy thing to do - far worse than some street language. But you hide behind the fact that I got one post yanked (in the context of discussing the subject at hand), while you rationalize the attacks some on your side did to me because I didn't post anything apologizing for something THAT SOMEONE ELSE POSTED. Which proves once again that your indignation is bull.

287 posted on 05/04/2005 8:12:29 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: bonfire

>>Because you can't milk ANYTHING that's male.<<

Gays do it all the time! LOL


288 posted on 05/04/2005 8:12:44 AM PDT by melancholy
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To: Peach

Maybe it Tourette's.


289 posted on 05/04/2005 8:13:11 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: RushCrush

Well, at least now I understand your motivation. Thanks for the heads up.
susie


290 posted on 05/04/2005 8:13:19 AM PDT by brytlea (Yes, there are Republican teachers...)
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To: tiamat

Funny thing is, years later Cotton Mather introduced inoculation against small pox to American -- one of his slaves had taught him about it.

His inoculation plan was protested by those who thought that inoculation was defying the will of God. During the protests, Mather's house was firebombed.


291 posted on 05/04/2005 8:13:22 AM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: itsahoot

What's your favorite joke?


292 posted on 05/04/2005 8:13:47 AM PDT by rockrr (Revote or Revolt! It's up to you Washington!)
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To: dirtboy

So let's turn that around. Did you condemn the people who called the First Lady the most vile names?


293 posted on 05/04/2005 8:13:48 AM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: bonfire

LOL!

Sadly, I have to get ready for lunch and can't watch The Pretenders get into a twist. Day Five.


294 posted on 05/04/2005 8:14:27 AM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: Celtjew Libertarian

Why am I not surprised?

Thanks for the story.

Never heard that one before.


295 posted on 05/04/2005 8:14:29 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: melancholy

"Gays do it all the time! LOL"

Now THERE'S a new twist! hmmmmmmmmm


296 posted on 05/04/2005 8:14:29 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: brytlea

Susie:
IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!!

Smile :) OK?


297 posted on 05/04/2005 8:14:49 AM PDT by RushCrush (Next thing you know Bill Clinton will be advocating celibacy!)
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To: Howlin; onyx
I swear, some of these people just LOVE typing the words, "penis," "masturbation," and "jerking off."

Some of them are probably doing it on company time.

(That's "cubicle bound" for those of you in Rio Linda)

:)

298 posted on 05/04/2005 8:15:11 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Don't hate me because I'm a player)
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To: Peach

I gotta go paint windows. yuck


bbl


299 posted on 05/04/2005 8:15:11 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: Celtjew Libertarian
It was before . . .
August 1776

Battle of Monmouth . . .
June 1778

That having been said, I don't think there's any fair comparison between what a person might utter in a fit of rage and what passes as acceptable language.
Standards are important for society as a whole. A lack of decorum can quickly erode to brutality.

300 posted on 05/04/2005 8:15:51 AM PDT by blues_guitarist (http://mundane-noodle.blogspot.com)
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