Oh, hon. It warms the cockles of my heart to read that someone like you who has such major issues with women and has posted the most innane posts about this matter thinks I'm nuttier than a fruitcake.
I wouldn't want to belong to any group that accepted you as a member.
Thank you, Miss Gloria Steinem...
Why don't you go and burn a bra? OR a Bible?
It might be theraputic, but then again, it doesn't address your hilarious paranoia.