Posted on 05/03/2005 1:04:03 PM PDT by Thunder90
Next class, "How too correctly commit suicide, hey we know some of you will do it any way....." OY VEY!!!!!!
Jeff
Prayers are with your friend. He or she, has plunged into very dark waters. Best wishes too you and family as well. Meth is a horrible substance. Bringing this too children is the ultimate display of insanity.
Jeff
addiction, dark waters of no return. Thanks for your prayers.
Ever see the skit from Chapelle's Show where the teacher invites a junkie (Chapelle) to come in and talk about the perils of drugs? The junkie just goes on and on about where to get the best stuff, which stuff is bad, etc., and the kids all start writing it down...
M'kay drugs are bad. Sounds like an episode of South Park.
"Class, next week we'll learn how to nitrate corn starch to make real explosives, not that wimpy stuff they do with fertilizer. Everyone be sure to bring 2 pounds of corn starch with them on Tuesday."
A little acid, a little ethanol, bottled water and a coffee filter, and you've got the good stuff for hand granades, artillery rounds, and other party favors.
At least I know how you got your name...
The cop was just trying to ensure job security by training a new generation of meth addicts.
Class! bang goes down the hickory stick upon the marble topped lab table in Maddam Hillary Junior High School.
Today for your final tasks in this years pre-physics class we are going to assemble a low yield atomic bomb. So, whack, whack, pay attention class. I don't want any of you marble heads to get this wrong. A lot of tax payers monies went into building this school. So I don't want you to blow it up.
Whack, Johny, get your little gruby hands out of that pile of plutonium, your greasy dirty hands might move the two piles to close together. Jill stop laughing in the back of the room, just because you still cannot count all ten of your toes does not mean you are here to disrupt the class from learning very valuable lessons in science. Whack whack, pay attention class!
One thing to keep in mind that Sheriff's Deputies, at least in my experience can be a very mixed lot. True Barney Fife material some of them. I'm sure there are some good ones out there, but I had a very specific experience involving one that made Barney look like J. Edgar Hoover.
Class, next week's project will be off the beaten path — a Cremora bomb ...
Pyropalooza, 2004 Click here for another example (large).
Skylighter recommends adding aluminum powder for extra brightness and substituting high-fat calf's milk substitute for the Cremora.
I was once working in a small ER in a small town in Texas. Some guy was brought in that was shot in the leg. Turns out one of the local deputies was involved in some kind of a love triangle - the idea was that the deputy and the victim were both pursuing the same filly.
So an altercation occurred and the deputy shot the guy - in the leg.
And I think in this case being a deputy was an unpaid position - basically gave him a reason to go around packing.
I always took a dim view of sheriff's deputies after that.
hahahahahahahaha
Remember we're from the government and we are here to help.......
hahahahahahaha. what a maroon.
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No, the question is - Which math, history, or science class was replaced so that this movie could be shown?
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Not that I approve of this demonstration - I don't.
But it is in the Merck Index.
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