When I was young, we had horses. We had this one, Bubba. He was a huge quarterhorse, an old racing horse. He used to let his dong down, get it swinging to get the flies off his stomach. Funniest thing I ever saw. It sounded like thumping a watermelon. I don't miss having to wash it, though. Made my dad do it most of the time. The size of it intimidated me. LOL
You sure sound like a cowgirl ;^)