G-string weirdo nabbed by cops ---Pursuit ends up inside Wal-Mart

Winnepeg Sun ^ | May 1, 2005 | DEAN PRITCHARD

[kingattax]

Maybe he was just looking for a good pair of pants.

A high-speed police chase ended in the children's clothing department of the Unicity Wal-Mart with a male suspect in handcuffs, a T-shirt, a G-string and little else.

The suspected car thief's physique got failing marks from cashiers who saw the man dash into the store about 11:40 a.m.

"I saw his ass and it wasn't cute," said a woman named Vicki who did not want to give her last name.

Stolen pickup

"He should have done some bodybuilding or something. If they are going to give some excitement at least make it well worth looking at."

The chase started in Carberry yesterday morning after RCMP were alerted to a 2003 Dodge Ram pickup in the area, reported stolen from Brandon.

Police picked up and abandoned the chase as the truck was spotted in MacGregor, Portage la Prairie and Oak Bluff, where reports were received of a man waving people over to his truck and exposing himself.

Headingley highway patrol spotted the truck about 11 a.m., sparking a chase that reached speeds of 130 km/h before police backed off.

Winnipeg police, alerted to the chase, placed a spiked "stop stick" at Portage Avenue and the Perimeter Highway. The truck, driving on three flattened tires, continued for several blocks, stopping in front of the Unicity Wal-Mart, where the driver raced inside followed by several police officers with their guns drawn.

"It was weird seeing police come into the store with guns," said Amanda McLeod, who works at a portrait studio inside Wal-Mart.

"It was kind of funny when they brought him out because it was all these cops and just one guy."

Garden centre staff working outside the store said the man was led out of the store with a T-shirt wrapped around his waist.

"All I could hear was him saying he was sorry," said an employee.

Police were expected to charge the 21-year-old man with committing an indecent act, theft, break and enter and flight from police.

[1FASTGLOCK45]

They will let him off because of some "Disorder".
:D

[fieldmarshaldj]

The Liberals are just goin' nuts... and showin' 'em...

[kingattax]

lol

[fieldmarshaldj]

Walter Cronkite is such a looker.

[kingattax]

you think he has the CBS eye on the back ?

[Thinkin' Gal]

A high-speed police chase ended in the children's clothing department of the Unicity Wal-Mart with a male suspect in handcuffs, a T-shirt, a G-string and little else.

[BigSkyFreeper]

The old guy is taking the Wal-Mart Greeter concept a bit too far. LOL

"Hi there may I help you?"... "YES!! Don't bend over!!"

[kingattax]

LOL

[fieldmarshaldj]

No doubt... and the hole in the center is the "glory hole."

[Cobra64]

Uh... why are these types of posts being posted? I thin FR is becoming a tabloid chat outfit; instead of focussing on nation and international issues.

Oh, BTW, my dog mated with a goat last week. /sarcasm

[fieldmarshaldj]

Hey, dude, this IS an international issue ! ;-)

[NYpeanut]

"He should have done some bodybuilding or something. If they are going to give some excitement at least make it well worth looking at."

So this wasn't the guy, then? Cause I noticed he is missing some clothes, too, but I have no objection.

[KidGlock]

Some things never change.

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Men Arrested For Wearing Thong Underwear In Wal-Mart ("Triple dog dare")
WFTV ^ | 7/29/04



Men Arrested For Wearing Thong Underwear In Wal-Mart

POSTED: 7:11 am EDT July 29, 2004

SCOTTSBLUFF, Neb. -- Two men who were arrested for walking through a Wal-Mart while wearing women's thong underwear blamed the stunt on a "triple-dog dare," authorities said.

The men, ages 35 and 36, bought two pair of underwear at the store Tuesday, went into a bathroom and came out wearing only the thongs and T-shirts, police said.

Witnesses said the men walked through the store and out to their car.

Police caught the men in the parking lot, and reviewed a surveillance tape before arresting them for public indecency and disorderly conduct.

When asked why they were wearing thong underwear, one of the men said a friend "triple-dog dared" them. They will not be prosecuted, authorities said.

[aculeus]

Uh... why are these types of posts being posted? I thin FR is becoming a tabloid chat outfit; instead of focussing on nation and international issues.

I agree completely and have pinged some of the worst "tabloidians" hoping that your chastisement will lead them to mend their ways.

[cjshapi]

Half nekkid nut on the loose alert.

[Junior]

More like 90 percent nekkid.

[varon]

Oh, BTW, my dog mated with a goat last week. /sarcasm

Will the offsprings be called doats?

[BigSkyFreeper]

Uh... why are these types of posts being posted? I thin FR is becoming a tabloid chat outfit; instead of focussing on nation and international issues.

Let the mods decide.