Pilot Arrested For Bizarre Behavior In Front Of His Home

WTVF ^ | 5/2/2005 | Newschannel 5

[martin_fierro]

Wilson County Sheriff's Deputies arrested Clemmons Friday and charged him with performing lewd and obscene acts while naked, in broad daylight, and in front of his home.
In the police report, a neighbor reported Clemmons fondled himself on his front lawn 25 times over the past year.

SURELY YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

[Central Scrutiniser]

I've known lots of pilots, this is par for the course.

[yooper]

Is it possible to fly by the seat of your pants if you aren't wearing any?

And "sleepwalking"? Sounds more like a case of "sleepwanking".

In any case, it's obvious that this guy has serious mental issues, which I trust will be sorted out, and he will soon be holding his own.

I'd ask you all to give him a hand, but he obviously already has two.

Thank you, thank you, you've been a great audience...

[Larry Lucido]

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

[digger48]

I thought this was a prerequisite to be a US Senator

[JennysCool]

I AM. AND DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY!

[Constitution Day]

I am.
And stop calling me Shirley.

[SunnySide]

"In the police report, a neighbor reported Clemmons fondled himself on his front lawn 25 times over the past year."

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A local mating courting ritual?



"I'd do a drug test, too."


Argh... Wonder if he abuses drugs to stay awake like truck drivers do? Does it state if this is a pilot for one of those rush delivery cargo planes? More nutso's on the loose. The loons are now the majority in this country. We better pray more and longer.

[SunnySide]

Yeah, he looks like a serial exposer....or a tenor in the barbershop quartet.



LOL Maybe he's a Clinton impersonator?

[Brilliant]

It took them 25 times to do something about it?

[martin_fierro]

Wilson County Sheriff's Deputies arrested Clemmons Friday and charged him with performing lewd and obscene acts while naked, in broad daylight, and in front of his home.

Something Special In The Air™ indeed.

[SunnySide]

It took them 25 times to do something about it?

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They must've been voyuers taping it too? Ewww

[yooper]

Actual radio transcript from last March:

"Uh, O'Hare, making approach on runway (static) Alpha-Niner-Niner."

"Roger."

"No, this is Roy."

"Roger that."

"No, this is Roy Clemmons."

"Roger, Roy Clemmons."

"Uh, O'Hare, Roy is my first name, not my middle name."

"OK. You're cleared to land, Roy."

"O'Hare, I'm having difficulty controlling the stick. It seems to be locked into a left approach. Requesting permission to divert to Meigs."

"Roger, that would mean banking right."

"O'Hare, this is Roy, and I already have a secure savings account. I need authorization to divert to Meigs. I keep trying to pull the stick right, but it is very hard."

"OK, veer left and come full circle."

Oh God! An engine just blew! O'Hare, requesting a hand here; I'm flying naked."

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[Sender]

Milking the mouse.

[dk/coro]

Sounds like one of my night landings, years ago on a straight deck carrier, wintertime in the Norwegian Sea.

Wasn't naked -- and that's good, for I peed my pants (flight suit). And, kissed the flight deck after the recovery was over...just to make sure I was still alive.

I suspect this guy was P.O'd that he had to fly on the 11th day that month. !!That will do it for these turkeys, every time, especially those jokers flying with United. American is another story, altogether -- even worse!

[Lester Moore]

The loons are now the majority in this country. We better pray more and longer.

Will our praying longer reduce the number of loons?

[jocon307]

Who's got the Mrs. Kravitz ping list?

[Americanexpat]

Maybe he found out he was getting the Baghdad run.

[mikrofon]

"We know how to fly, and it shows..."

[leadpenny]

Maybe you're just attracted to (or by) those kind of creeps. Otherwise, you're full of it.